Jillian Approved: Humor, News and Nonsense

Dear Time Warner,

Fuck you very much.

- Jill.

I don’t understand why I’m expected to pay my bill ( in FULL no less) every month and these assholes can just provide whatever kind of shitty service they have going at the time. FUCK! Seriously, this shit is annoying. I was offline for TWO hours because I had to wait for my internet to come back on. What exactly am I supposed to do without my internet? Read? Take up a hobby? Stop the violence and increase the peace? Ahahaha… no really, what am I supposed to do?

Fuckers.

Okay. Deep breathe.

I woke up this morning to the sound of hubby snoring. Oddly, this didn’t annoy me at all. In fact, I took a moment to look at him and think about how handsome he is. I love his messy blonde hair and big blue eyes.

As I got out of bed and stretched, I fumbled around for my glasses. I took a few deep breathes and headed straight for the computer. When I saw that no one had read anything I wrote, I decided to head into the kitchen and have breakfast (or lunch… I mean it WAS a little past noon). And this got me to thinking.

I like being an adult (or what passes for one these days).

Here’s one reason I especially like being an adult: I can eat whatever the hell I want for breakfast.

I remember how I felt the first morning I woke up in my own apartment. Aside from utter relief at having left a bitch of a roommate… I felt grown up for the first time ever. Feeling my new independence, I strutted into my kitchen and looked in all my cabinets, eyed what was in the fridge, and decided to have a HUGE bowl of Rocky Road ice cream. I grabbed a serving spoon, headed into my living room, plopped down on the couch and found something to make me laugh on TV.

It was such a great morning. I ate my ice cream and silently gave a “fuck you” to breakfast food and vegetables everywhere.

It’s 2008.

This year is going to be different. I am going to be a happier person and do more things that interest and make me laugh. I’ll be better… at everything. I’ll be smarter, wittier, friendlier, and hopefully thinner (no, really). I’ll maintain interest in something longer than a few weeks (maybe this blog??). I’ll be Jill 2.0. (now with “awesome”).

And I’ll damn sure have more ice cream for breakfast.

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I can’t stop watching this!

This guy is awesome!