It’s not the quite the new month yet, but I thought I would go ahead and change up my titles anyway. Out with the old, in with the new! That’s what they say, right?
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Have you met these guys? I have.
4 People You Meet [and should avoid] While Wearing a Sports Jersey:
Friendly Freddy – This guy is hard to miss. He sees your jersey as a conversation piece and possible friendship starter. His usual approach is to say something about your team that’s common knowledge and draw you into a discussion about how so-and-so has gotten lazy and is no longer a force in the outfield. You might smile politely, reply, then try to move away but he won’t let you. No, he wants to tell you about the time him and his friends went to some game in some city and did all that stuff. He blathers on and on and finally, when you’ve had enough, you cut him off saying you’ve got somewhere to be. You actually do have somewhere to be: away from him. He tries not to look embarrassed as you quickly leave, cursing yourself for not deciding on a simple t-shirt.
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It’s your lucky day today! Why you ask? Because it’s picture day! I was going through an old photo album and found some pictures I think I won’t regret sharing.
I think.
The following pictures deserve an introduction.
First off, I have no idea how old I am in these photos. I do know these were taken before my mom and I left for my birthday party at Straw Hat Pizza. Has anyone heard of this place? Out here at least, they are out of business. I remember the pizza being awesome, but then I also thought what I wore in the following pictures was awesome. Whatever, I never claimed to be reliable.
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Why do guys think it’s OK to wear bottoms tight enough to strangle a flea?
Seriously, what’s up with the “banana smugglers”? I know in the past, it was HOT for a man to wear skin tight trousers. But not so much today. Males who wear “nut busters” are an aberration and frankly, I despise them. These “sack grabbers” aren’t flattering in any way, they’re not cute, and I don’t care how many chicks you’ve banged, they are very much unacceptable.
CEASE AND DESIST!
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Did they think I wouldn’t notice?
I mean really, I do watch TV after all.
Time Warner has new commercials. And their new catch-phrase? “We think like you think.”
Ummm… no.
I think when a person pays for a service, the shit should work. Plain and simple. Time Warner, on the other hand, thinks the customer should be satisfied with whatever scraps of service are tossed their way.
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One time, on one of many dates with a now ex-boyfriend, I lost my wallet. I didn’t know it was gone until someone from a video store called my cell phone to let me know. We had to drive all the way back to the Valley – trust me, it was FAR – to retrieve it. Apparently some guy found it in the parking space we were in and turned it in to the nearest business. The guy left his number in case I wanted to call him. I did. He had a really nice voice and I was getting all excited (I know I already had a boyfriend, but the plan to dump him was already in place) until he said, “My girlfriend and I….”
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