Jillian and the Post of Antiquity
This update is kinda long, but go ahead and read it anyway! 
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A post like this needs an introduction.
The following is an entry taken from a joint blog venture with the H. We were trying out a few ideas in the hope of finding a system that worked for us.
This is a review of the movie “Blades of Glory” using AOL Instant Messenger.
Like I said… we were trying a few things.
This is pretty much how we are in ‘real life’. You can decide if that’s good or bad!
Enjoy.
Blades of Glory: A Review
OutlawTrue (12:10:26 AM): wazzzzzzzzzzzup?
Jillian (12:10:48 AM): oh lord… you know I’m right in the same room, right?
Jillian (12:11:03 AM): I mean there’s no need to be “wasssupin’ me.
OutlawTrue (12:11:14 AM): there’s ALWAYS a need for wazzup
Jillian (12:11:35 AM): ok.. so anyway, we’re supposed to be talking about BLADES OF GLORY…
OutlawTrue (12:11:41 AM): oh right
OutlawTrue (12:11:46 AM): it was funny
OutlawTrue (12:11:51 AM): coulda been funnier
OutlawTrue (12:12:57 AM): I’m still not buying Jon Heder. That’s three “comedies” I’ve seen him in (Napoleon Dynamite, School for Scoundrels and Blades) and he just doesnt do anything for me, comedically speaking.
Jillian (12:13:29 AM): lol… “comedically speaking”… I certainly hope he doesn’t do anything else for you
OutlawTrue (12:13:54 AM): of course not. he “looks like a 15 year old girl..but not hot.”
Jillian (12:14:11 AM): the movie was pretty “mind bottling”
OutlawTrue (12:14:19 AM): pretty what?
Jillian (12:15:27 AM): you know.. like when your mind is like… damn.. i can’t think of the quote, but the shit was funny
Jillian (12:15:44 AM): are you an official.. cuz I officially have a boner
OutlawTrue (12:16:11 AM): oh no you didn’t!
Jillian (12:16:19 AM): lol… your mom did
OutlawTrue (12:16:48 AM): oh..that’s SOOO funny. Please, PLEASE drive that joke into the ground. drive it SO HARD you find fucking DIAMONDS, Jill.
Jillian (12:17:01 AM): lol.. your mom will find diamonds
OutlawTrue (12:17:20 AM): see, the problem is you dont think I’ll kill you.
OutlawTrue (12:17:34 AM): “Your mom’ll kill me.”
OutlawTrue (12:18:31 AM): anyway, pretty funny movie, with some really good lines, but not as funny as the concept originally promised. I think it would’ve been funnier if Ferrell had been partnered with someone y’know, funny.
Jillian (12:19:09 AM): well, I like john heder. although I didn’t think Napoleon was funny at all. I did like school for scoundrels, though
OutlawTrue (12:19:22 AM): Meh.
OutlawTrue (12:19:33 AM): Napoleon was NOT FUNNY
OutlawTrue (12:19:36 AM): AT ALL
Jillian (12:19:52 AM): yeah i know, i’m agreeing with you…. you know agreeing…with you
OutlawTrue (12:20:01 AM): you can do that?
Jillian (12:20:41 AM): you are but a mere padawan… once you’re a jedi, you’ll lerasn i can do many things
OutlawTrue (12:21:04 AM): lerasn? what?
OutlawTrue (12:21:22 AM): you can spell padawan, but not learn?
Jillian (12:21:30 AM): uhhh…
Jillian (12:21:34 AM): sfdljkjvmg ir vmirgv
OutlawTrue (12:21:43 AM): I agree
Jillian (12:21:45 AM): i can slo speak another language, too
OutlawTrue (12:21:52 AM): you can slo, huh.
Jillian (12:22:01 AM): damn
Jillian (12:25:48 AM): whew… i just had to take out my contacts… it felt like my eyees were burning
Jillian (12:25:56 AM): eyes*
OutlawTrue (12:26:47 AM): yeah thats relevant. I’m gald our readers will know the intimate details
Jillian (12:27:09 AM): gald?
OutlawTrue (12:27:11 AM): NEWS FLASH…JILL REMOVES CONTACTS
Jillian (12:27:16 AM): whats gald?
Jillian (12:27:26 AM): is trhis like some cousin of glad?
OutlawTrue (12:27:30 AM): like bald, except your glad about it
OutlawTrue (12:27:34 AM): trhis?
OutlawTrue (12:27:42 AM): TRHIS???
OutlawTrue (12:27:46 AM): well I never!
OutlawTrue (12:28:07 AM): ok, general amnsty on missspellings from now on. we’ll just edit them out later.
Jillian (12:28:24 AM): your mom can edit tham out later
OutlawTrue (12:28:30 AM): tham?
OutlawTrue (12:28:37 AM): is that like ham?
OutlawTrue (12:28:41 AM): I like ham
OutlawTrue (12:28:45 AM): also bacon
Jillian (12:28:53 AM): ok… we’re done
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16 Responses for "Jillian and the Post of Antiquity"
Is that really the original Chuck fact generator? Or by questioning it, will Chuck Norris come to my house and kill me?
It’s things like this and your previous post that keeps me coming back here Jillian.
Now I’ve just got to figure out why you keep visiting my blog.
I second that, angry…
whatigotsofar- LOL… if you’re still alive, Chuck Norris has decided to forgive you.
Angry- Thanks, that means a lot! And I visit you because I like what I read!
Arv- Thanks a lot!
Hey WAZZZZZUP!
Loved this post, great idea, might have to try it some day, now have to pick a subject and find someone to help out
Great post, Jillian
The world revolves around typos, LOL
I haven’t seen the movie, nor did I want to, but now, I really don’t want too! LOL
Happy Saturday!
Carl- Yeah, it was one of our many failed attempts. Our schedules just never matched up. When I wanted to write, he didn’t and vice versa. I say go for it!
Frank- LOL… ahh well. We’re huge Ferrell fans. Really… I love him. And good day to you as well!
Hilarious as usual! I don’t think I laughed today… until now :)))
thanks
Hey congrats to you,
A Flower Smeller award awaits you over at the community…
Dawn- Thanks! I still use the “your mom” joke. I have no idea why it makes me laugh so much.
GO! Smell the Flowers- THANKS so much! Much appreciated. I’ll be posting about it soon!!!
Loquaciously! I love it! I love the word L-O-Q-U-A-C-I-O-U-S-L-Y, see how it rolls off the tongue. Love your blog too!
Deborah- Thanks for stopping by!!
OMG! I’m gonna pee my pants! ROTFL!!!
We should go on a double-date sometime: you and your H with me and my H. I would have to wear some depends tho, I’d be peeing everywhere!!! You guys are sooooo hilarious!!!!
Thank you for that post! It made my day… BTW, I’m getting behind here… I can’t keep up with you!!!
xoxoxoxo
Random- Thanks! I didn’t really know what to do with this post. I thought it was too good to let die, but not good enough to post.
For once, I’m glad I didn’t listen to myself!
Hi Jillian and welcome to GSTF!
As promised I’m trying to work around all the new Smellers’ and I just had to stop by.
Love the new angle on an online conversation as a article.
Really very very clever - I might copy it one day since I don’t reckon I’ll be able to improve on the original!
Not seen the movie as neither Will Farrell nor the other one (anything I would have seen in him?) are favourites which is probably not very fair on Will but hey ho!.
This review was useful as it helped me to decide not to buy the DVD or waste a sky movie subscription so thanks.
Jonathan (aka purple13)
P.S Just passed my/our 200th post!
Fab- Thanks for stopping by! This was one of a few ideas we tried to execute. But our writing cycles are so different, we had to do our our own thing.
The only movies I know Jon Heder from are the ones we mentioned: “Napolean Dynamite” and “Schools for Scoundrels”. I’m sure he’s done other stuff, but I think these are more notable. LOL… imdb.com might come in handy for ya!
And AWESOME @ the 200th post!
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