Jillian and What Not To Wear
Why do guys think it’s OK to wear bottoms tight enough to strangle a flea?
Seriously, what’s up with the “banana smugglers”? I know in the past, it was HOT for a man to wear skin tight trousers. But not so much today. Males who wear “nut busters” are an aberration and frankly, I despise them. These “sack grabbers” aren’t flattering in any way, they’re not cute, and I don’t care how many chicks you’ve banged, they are very much unacceptable.
CEASE AND DESIST!
It wasn’t until I watched an episode of “American Idol” where Danny Noriega [in all his gayness], provided the straw that broke the camel’s back. Not only was his performance of Elvis Presley’s “Jailhouse Rock” awful, but he had on slacks so snug I’m sure the circulation to his pre-pubescent manhood was cut off. Now it’s true Danny might love the cock, but the problem I speak of is not just relegated to young boys who enjoy feeling each other up. No, this is a MAN problem and something needs to be done.
I think any guy who so much as considers slipping into “butt huggers” should be slapped with a violation of Man Law. His Masculine Card should be revoked and he should be forced to buy dresses, since he obviously wants to be a girl.
But really, when did this become OK?
I’m all for new fads in fashion, but my support stops when guys are able to borrow their girlfriend’s jeans, “Hey honey, you gonna wear these?”. Now maybe I’m blinded by a personal preference for the SUPER STRAIGHT & MANLY, but I can’t see how wearing “nut clenchers” is acceptable if you aren’t a stripper or male prostitute. I guess I’m a bit old-fashioned when it comes to Mens’ apparel; I just don’t want to see a guy wearing the same shit I do. When I’m walking behind a couple, I shouldn’t have a problem identifying the male counterpart.
MAKE IT STOP!
Instead of all this hoopla over Global Warming, let’s spend our time and money re-introducing the misguided parts of the male species to the concept of “relaxed” fit jeans. I’d consider that dollars well spent.
And just so we’re clear:
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34 Responses for "Jillian and What Not To Wear"
Oh, you mean Danny Noriega is a guy? He sure could have fooled me with those pants! LOL!
Oh yeah, I’m with you on this one!
Nick- I’ve been seeing this trend in clothing for a while now. IT IS NOT OK!!!
Oh Jillian what comes around comes around… it’s just the 70s all over again.
Only this time I’m too old for tight hipster flares, granny shirt, cape, hat and very long hair. Back then, from behind, no one could tell Mrs. A and me apart.
But don’t worry it’ll pass… only to return when your kids are old enough to embrace it as a new fashion and you can relive your hate of it all over again.
Oh come on, at least you can’t see his underwear or butt crack like all those kids who wear boxers and pants that sit halfway down their ass like its cool to be a monkey and show off what you ate for dinner last night.
And no, I don’t wear pants like Daniel but if I was slim enough I might
Angry- LOL… I can’t wait till it moves on to something else. It drives me nuts. Maybe when I’m older I’ll be mellower (is that a word?) about these things and won’t care if my kids wear pants like these.
Carl- I’ll take “saggy bottoms” (however annoying) over “tight as hell” any day!
And you would consider wearing something like this? For shame, sir!… for shame.
I am against men wearing very tight pants. It shows up their stuff. And that makes me feel strange and confused.
Oops. There’s something you didn’t need to know.
WhatIGotSoFar- LOL… it’s OK, let it out! I almost hate this almost as much as I hate Dane Cook… almost.
I HATE DANIEL…so much….Lets hope he gets booted this week!!!
And I have NO IDEA why the GUYS are wearing the Skinny Jean. It’s alarming at best.
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Meleah Rebeccah- Yes, I will never forgive him for that performance! The skinny jean must be stopped at all costs!
I had to quickly avert my eyes when I saw the painted-on-jeans, and run off for a moment alone to get the image out of my head. It is so not okay to wear for guys and thankfully I haven’t seen these in person, not even when visiting Hollywood.
Butchering Elvis while wearing those pants should be a felony.
Keli- Thank goodness you missed seeing something like this live. It will change you… and not for the better!
I remember back in the late 80’s early 90’s, I was in public school and those tighty tight jeans were in style.
They made my balls hurt like BIG TIME.
Why the hell would anyone want to go through that sort of pain, just to look like a douchebag?
It’s beyond me.
Mike- Hahaha… darn right they hurt your balls! Pants are not meant to be a second skin… on guys at least.
HAHAHAH!!! I could not stop laughing! Girl you are a trip! Yes, it is time for him to go!!!!!! I have not seen that Pant in along time, but now I will be on the look for them and maybe I can snap a pic a two to send you in a post, if I see it!! LOL!
Single!
I don’t know, I’ve always been sort of a fan of cutting off the circulation in that area. And what man doesn’t love a lowered sperm count. Wait…
give me a well worn pair of Wrangler jeans anyday…comfort is the king…:)))
LOL…
“but I can’t see how wearing “nut clenchers” is acceptable if you aren’t a stripper or male prostitute.”
Let’s just hope the ‘jogging pants’ don’t come back. Now there was a sight to behold. Men running around with their bits and bobs all loose perfectly outlined… gross.
Single in the City- I am very glad you haven’t seen such atrocities. This is NOT OK. LOL… I would love some pics!
Garrett- Haha, I know one such as you would never wear something like this!
Robert- That’s the spirit!
Dawn- Good to see you BACK! If jogging pants come back, I’m just gonna go ahead and invest in a blindfold. I mean, really!
I’m not too keen on pants are that tight, but I must say I prefer guys wearing them to say, pants that fall halfway to their knees or pants with their boxers showing. Or, what the hell, them pants that are niether shorts nor pants. What’s up with that? Can’t they buy a whole pair of pants? LOL
I guess I’ll stick to dresses! LMAO
Frank- I hear ya. I what pants you’re talking about and those are annoying, too… but the skin tights just bother me more, I think!
I’ve been questioning the prominence of slim-fitting jeans myself. Call my “urban” but I’m missing how those can be comfortable or fashionable.
TOPolk- Nah, you have good taste is all!
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I have to think if I like the pants or not.
I mean there could be a worse fashion: like biker’s shorts.
Shelly- you’re right. Biker shorts IF you’re not actually on a moving bike are definitely not OK. I almost forgot about those. Yuck!
you gotta be kidding me. nobody should be wearing pants like that…not even caught dead in them. WTH?
HEY Jillian!!
Look at all the groupies you have now. You’re definitely on the road to blog stardom….errr or something like that! Okay, I refuse to comment on the Danny Noriega thing for three reasons:
1) I hate American Idol
2) his name is remotely close to a former dictator
3) he’s wearing those God-awful pants!
Natural Woman- Yes! These pants are evil. Every time I see a guy in something like this… I wanna ask, “Why?”
Random Chick- LOL. I understand!
i find danny noriega weird. he is my least favorite among the guys. my favorite is that david dude the rocker one (i forgot his last name i think there are a number of davids in the show). anyhow, i still love American idol very entertaining!!
Wendy- LOL.. yes! Danny needs to go! I like the New Zealand guy! He’s cute AND can sing… a winning combo!
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Cheers! I’m with you on this fashion crime. Actually, it’s a decency offensive and as such, should be punishable by law. I’ve read women get cited for showing erect nipples through their shirts in Singapore. How are the nut busters any different? (Thanks for the new term, BTW. I’m going to have fun circulating that one.) Maybe it’s a little known form of birth control. It’s got to be terribly unhealthy for the spermies to be smashed all to hell that way.
@ Vivienne- Wow, they get you on erect nipples in Singapore? THAT’S crazy. But yeah, if you can see the outline of a guy’s package, then I think he SHOULD be cited AND given fashion pointers. I mean, really. It’s gross.
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