A Short Story In Link Form… Because I Can || Humor || Another scribbling by Jillian

A Short Story In Link Form… Because I Can

Fun with my Blogroll:

Mike enjoys visiting Spazoid’s Space because he can watch “My Scoliosis Saga” on the big-screen TVs. Unfortunately he can never quite hear it because of the way Jeannette Eats Spaghetti. Lucky for him, there was a Devilish Southern Belle sitting nearby calmly reading The Hylton Memoirs. Should I go for it?, he thought. Mike walked over and asked if he could buy her a drink. “Sure,” she replied. “I’ll take a Martini, Shaken Not Stirred.” Sparks flew as they discussed Mindless Diversions and Other Things and recounted their favorite shows on Melevision. This girl might be a keeper, he thought.

And so they made a date. On Friday they were going to see the new sci-fi film, “Counterfeit Humans“. Mike was excited and called his Twisted Sister to inform her he finally got a date. The conversation lasted a lot longer than he expected, as his sister kept going on and on about a book called, “Confessions of a Random Chick.”

“Really,” she said, “You you should read it, I find it uplifting When Things Get Dark.”

“Oh yeah,” answered Mike, “I hear the sequel, ‘Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy‘ is going to be even better.”

As midnight was quickly approaching, the siblings said their goodbyes and ended the call.

That night, as Mike drifted off to sleep, he remembered that when it came to life and love Anything Goes.

The End.

*****

THING OF THE DAY:

H: What is that, Soylent Green?
Relative: No, it’s vanilla pudding.

Jillian in Humor March 14th, 2008Tags: big screen tvs, Blogroll, confessions, diversions, favorite shows, goodbyes, martini, memoirs, random chick, sci fi film, scoliosis, sequel, short story, southern belle, soylent green, spaghetti, sparks, TV, twisted sister, vanilla pudding

31 Responses for "A Short Story In Link Form… Because I Can"

fragileheart March 14th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Cute, very cute. How talented you are!!
Random Chick March 14th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
OMG! You are so creative!!! I LOVE IT!!! You made my day
whatigotsofar March 14th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
It’s like madlibs. Very cool.
Jeannette E. Spaghetti March 14th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
You are TOO MUCH! Thanks for the laugh! And thanks for the linky love!!!
Jillian March 14th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Fragileheart- LOL… thanks!

Random Chick- Haha, thanks! I think I might try this again next Friday!

WhatIGotSoFar- I love madlibs!

Jeannette- No problem!
meleah rebeccah March 14th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
grrrl! that was awesome!
Keli March 14th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Aren’t you a clever girl? I hope you had as much fun writing this as I did reading! And I hope Mike and Belle made it to Counterfeit Humans without being annoyed by any idiots.
Robert March 14th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
that was well done…:))))
Jillian March 14th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Meleah Rebeccah- I think I’m going to do another one and try to squeeze in the rest of the people on there!

Keli- LOL… same here!

Robert- Thanks. This is what happens when I run out of stuff to say!
Dawn March 14th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Jillian that was hilarious!
Oh and if you see Mike… tell him I’m gone to the book store to pick up the sequel, ‘Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy’!!!
LMAO!
Single In The City March 14th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Fantabulous!
Jillian March 14th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Dawn- Hahaha. Yes, I will pass on the message! Thanks for the complimnent!

Single In The City- Thanks! I am going to try and do my whole blogroll. Who doesn’t like a link?
Terry Finley March 14th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Neat I never thought of that.

Terry Finley

http://terryrfinley.blogspot.com/
Natural Woman March 14th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
you got skills girl,i absolutely love it!!!! great read.
Jillian March 15th, 2008 at 3:25 am
Terr- Hey, thanks for stopping by!

Natural Woman- LOL, thanks! Never hurts to pimp your blogroll!
Kimba The White Lioness March 15th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Cute! Very creative and funny! I really enjoyed it!
angel, jr. March 15th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Hey, that was extremely creative!
Phats March 15th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I don’t think I am creative enough to do something like this with my blog. That was totally cool!
Jillian March 15th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Kimba The White Lionness- Thanks and thanks for stopping by!

Angel, Jr.- Thanks. Sometimes boredom can pay off!

Phats- Thanks and of course you are. You have a nice list of blog titles to choose from!
Monique March 15th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
That is priceless and beyond clever!!! It made me laugh just when I was needing it.
fwidman March 15th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
How cute
Jillian March 16th, 2008 at 1:54 am
Monique- Thanks!!

Frank- Hahaha, thanks. See, now I feel encouraged to do it again. I mean, why not?
Mr. Shife March 16th, 2008 at 9:56 am
The sequel is frickin’ awesome. This is way cool. Nicely done.
Mike March 16th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Very creative, and I love the link lovin!
Jillian March 16th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Mr.Shife- Haha, yeah it gets rave reviews from the critics all the time!

Mike- No problem! I am a huge fan of link love!
John F March 17th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
My link was not in this story…hmmmmm *taps fingers on the desk in a very Tom and Jerry way*
Jillian March 17th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
John F.- LOL… you’ll have to wait till next time. This was just something fun I wanted to try. No worries, I wouldn’t dare forget you!
Twistedteenager March 18th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Wow! That’s the first time someone’s linked my blog I think!!!
Thankyou very much Jillian!
Jillian March 19th, 2008 at 4:43 am
Twisted Teenager- YOU WELCOME! I really enjoy reading your blog!
devilish southern belle March 19th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Okay, that is just awesome! Thanks for including me

I need to try to start doing more fun things like this at my own blog.
Jillian March 19th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Devilish Southern Belle- You welcome!! :-DD