Gettin’ Da Panties Wet
Robert Downey, Jr. is HOT; HOT like a habanero chili pepper soaked in Tabasco sauce, wearing a wool sweater in the flaming recesses of Hell.
I was tempted to limit my post to that one sentence, but I thought it would be a waste. I mean, with so many words in the English language, surely I could expound on my feelings for this man (no offense Jan, but you know how it is).
Last Saturday Jan and I made plans to go to dinner, then see Iron Man afterwards. Needless to say I was 
pretty pumped about the whole evening. We wound up going to Marie Callendars where I gorged myself on their sinfully delicious Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo. My God that dish is good. If you want to know what it feels like to have your taste buds reach a level of euphoria known only to the few strong enough to survive such pleasure, then I suggest you order this entree next time you make it into one of these fine establishments (Best. Sentence. Ever). The sauce was full of flavor and so rich and creamy, the chicken was delicious and tender, the pasta cooked to perfection. Yeah, it was definitely some good shit. I could practically feel my arteries closing up as I shoveled bite after bite into my greasy face. But fuck it. My mom always said I would die with a full stomach, and dammit she’s right. It’s no secret I love a good meal.
Now what was I talking about again? Oh that’s right, Hottie Downey, Jr.
Iron Man was a kickass movie. But what really drove it home was the 2 hours of uninterrupted hot man meat. Robert Downey, Jr. looked… yummy. He’s one of a few actors I let myself have a crush on, and seeing him on the big screen was enough to make me moist. That’s right: MOIST. As in ready to… you know. I could hardly contain myself when, in one scene, he donned a tank top that left his hair slightly tousled. It was all I could do to keep from drooling as I imagined what it would be like to lick the sweat from his biceps and run my hands through his luxurious hair. Being able to freely gaze upon him with lust-filled eyes was like an intense optical orgasm. Every blink that deprived me of his illustrious form was a nanosecond of pure torture. Yes, he is THAT sexy and worth every moment of this girl’s fantasies. The man is delicious, fuckable, and an Adonis. He can put his memory stick in my USB port any day.
In another lifetime I could have given him more, but let this serve as my shining beacon of desire – seen even in the darkest corners of the Internets:
*****
Am I too old to have a crush? Seriously, don’t laugh.
36 Responses for "Gettin’ Da Panties Wet"
You have disturbed me.
Robert fucking Downey Jr? BLECK!!!!!!
I’m with Claire on that one, sorry, I think they should’ve cast Enrique Iglesias for the role, that would be a really hot movie to watch
@ Claire- I have disturbed YOU?? No, it is YOU who have disturbed I…. or me… however you say it. RDJ (I can call him that now) is to be worshipped. Shame on you
@ Carl- There is WAY too much wrong with that comment.
I’m with you! He’s a cutie!!
Claire, are you okay? I thought you lost your mind for a second there….
He is a babe BUT he comes with too much baggage to get me wet and keep me wet
Girl, you have some strange tastes. But I still bow down to you, because I don’t know many people that can make a lust crush on Robert Downey Jr….excuse me, RDJ, and ear wax funny.
@ Mimzie- I know! *sigh*
@ Random- LOL. Claire can’t always be right. Even the greatest amongst us err in judgment.
@ Mamaflo- Hahaha. Baggage Shmaggage!
@ Mrs. R- When I was younger, I made my mom rent ALL his movies. THAT was a great Summer.
You are weird, kiddo! Just plain weird! LOL
I like Downey, but he ain’t that special
He fucking sings and was in Ally McBeal! bleckity bleck bleck!
Of course I can be a hypocrite and say he looks nice in that film, although i haven’t actually watched it yet.
You do know he’s good friends with Dane Cook, right?
@ Frank- Not special??? Pfft. I beg to differ, good sir.
@ Claire- LOL. I liked him in Ally McBeal, even though I hated that show. He does look nice, it’s OK, go ahead and fall under his spell.
@ .45- *hands over ears* WHAT? I can’t hear you!!!
I will not fall under his spell!
But I will drool over that picture of Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo.
@ Claire- I know… doesn’t that look YUMMY? I took that myself. I got some looks, but whatever. It’s the first time I ever brought my camera somewhere with the express intent of snapping a photo for my blog. I felt awesome.
Agreed. Robert is very hot. Comes close to Johnny Depp. Now all we have to do is to juggle between the two! hahaha..
All I could think of this whole time was the grandma in “The Nutty Professor” when she goes off about Stone Phillips being the only white man to make her moist. Awesome!
Yes, but how do you REALLY feel about Robert Downy Jr.?
Lol you’re hard up for iron man… get it. Robert Downey jr. is a good actor and Iron man was a sick movie. The next movie he is in with Ben Stiller and Jack Black Tropic Thunder looks hilarious.
I’d skip the movie, but i’d definitely eat that food! Thanks for the birthday wish
@ Jasmine- Ooo, that’s an easy one. RDJ ALL THE WAY!
@ Jenn- LMAO.
@ Mike-
Hey, he might be reading this, in which case I want him to know how I feel.
@ soge shirts- Haha, I saw the previews for “Tropic Thunder”… that shit is going to be AWESOME. I think he carries the Black look well, too. Which reminds me, can you believe he’s taking heat for that? Gotta love a racial double standard.
@ Phats- I’m gonna pretend like you didn’t say you would skip the movie.
But I hope you enjoyed your b-day… or are STILL enjoying it!
Summing this up in one sentence.. Starting now!!
I would DOOOOOOOOOOOO Robert Downing Jr RIGHT NOW!!!!
WHAT????? HE IS JILLIAN APPROVED!!!
@ Single- Oh… I always approve of perfection! Hahaha.
This is my kind of movie (and restaurant) review. To the point with delicious details! I’ve always like delectable Downey.
I went to see Iron Man with no interest whatsoever.. Just keeping my bloke company really..
When the film started my mood changed to one of lust! I was engrossed for the entire film, so hands of Jillian, he’s mine!
OMFG Robert Downey Jr is sofa king hot. But…you can have him since I am stuck on Alec Bladwin
ps: Gweneth Paltro was steamy in Iron Man
@ Keli- LOL. Can you tell I like him? He IS delectable!
@ Lady Banana- What’s this? Hands-off? *gasp* Never!!!!
@ Meleah- Alec doesn’t hold a candle to Robert *droool*. But Gwyneth DID look very pretty and sexy. I didn’t even know she was in the movie! Normally she looks so plain to me, but she cleans up real nice like. I SO wanted them to just do it. Oh well.
I’m pretty sure the only reason I liked The Village is because I spent 90% of the movie going, “Phwoooargh! Joaquin Phoenix!”
RDJ’s pretty phwoooargh-worthy too!
YOUSAIDMOIST!
I agree with everything you said. That tank top scene? Groan.
However, I might have to take my eyes off of him for a second to drink in that heavenly-looking chicken alfredo. Talk about MOIST!
he he he. I still love Alec more than any other male celebrity ever!
Oh, I agree on his fuckable factor and his general sex appeal. However, the little issue with his favoring drugs of the illegal kind, puts one off a bit. lol Not that that hasn’t ever stopped me from drooling over the guy after watching his boyish charms and man-body on the big screen (ever seen the movie he did years ago “Chances Are”? OMG… yum. That’s what started my fantasies about the man… I think I was eleventeen? Doesn’t matter.. I fell in lust with him then.
Anyway, I had to comment because I AGREE wtth you! Not that I don’t agree with MOST of your posts, but the chance to comment on a hot piece of male real estate just can’t be ignored.
@ Berryvox- Yes, it’s nice when a movie gives you something “more” to get excited about.
@ JD- Mmmm… that Fettuccine was DELISH! Seriously. I’m craving some right now
@ Meleah Rebeccah- Yeah yeah
@ The Mrs.- LOL. If it’s possible, I like you even more now. I’ll also be adding that movie to my Netflix! YAY!
“He can put his memory stick in my USB port any day.”
Well I’ll be… Moving on, personally I was more intrigued by Gwyneth Paltrow. I’ve never found the woman attractive, but in her role as Pepper, something about her just struck me as being very sexy. Daddy likes.
@ TOPolk- She did look good. I think I agreed with someone else who said the same thing you did. I think she is very plain, but they made her look really good for that movie. Also, she has no lips… AND… it bugs me when people refuse to show teeth when they smile. She used to do that a lot, I’m not sure if she has gotten any better about that.
Iron man is sweet, Im watching it again tonight.
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