This Might Come Back To Haunt Me
It turns out it’s bad to fart on someone even if you think they’re asleep.
Sorry Jan, I honestly didn’t know.
The Loquaciously Verbose Ramblings of 1 Slacker
Welcome to Jillian Approved! This blog is updated Mondays and Thursdays whenever I feel like it, so be on the lookout for new content! If you like what you read, please subscribe and visit often! *NOTE*: This site looks best when viewed in Firefox, Safari, or Internet Explorer 8.

© 2008 Jillian Approved: Humor, News and NonsenseDesign by Pixabella. WordPress Theme. Icons by BrandSpankingNew
14 Responses for "This Might Come Back To Haunt Me"
Hello Mate… Long time… hope all is well…
I tried not to laugh but I just had to…
How did the H handle it?
take care you two… keep smiling…
cheers…
So was it a:
GHOST FART
The ones you lay in your sleep that don’t make a sound and don’t smell.
or the more horrid:
OLD FART
Very ripe and pungent, comes without warning, and makes your hemorrhoids flap.
??????
ROFL!!!
Welcome back! I’ve missed you!
Don’t tell Shelly that! I’ll be forever in trouble! LMAO
HA HA HA HA HA. Good to know!
xxoo
HEY! You still are alive and well…and farting! ha ha ha
Hahahahaha you’re so funny. Why were you farting on him in the first place?!
I too am glad to see you’re still alive
Ewww.. yeah you gotta try not to do that one… You know thats loooooove!
Personally, I like to imagine that women don’t fart. I know it’s a full-time job holding it in until it can be safely disseminated, but I really don’t ask for a lot of things as a man. Helping me maintain that illusion is one of the few. Of course, I would never ask someone to do something I wouldn’t be willing to do myself, so I too suffer gastro-intestinal issues.
Am I the only one who thinks that farts are funny?
Jill,
Please can you remove cultofqelqoth.com from your blogroll? It’s not mine anymore - some scamming asshat bought it on auction before it expired. I’ve got a new page now - don’t mind whether you link to it or not. But I do want everyone linking to my old page to un-link to it. That bastard can get his own damned traffic. Thanks.
~Q~
That’s just what I kept trying to tell my ex husband.
He should be happy you’re thinking about him while he’s sleeping.
LOL it’s really funny and curious. Do you write all your post in such way?
Leave a comment