This Might Come Back To Haunt Me

It turns out it’s bad to fart on someone even if you think they’re asleep.

Sorry Jan, I honestly didn’t know.

14 Responses for "This Might Come Back To Haunt Me"

  1. Arv October 31st, 2008 at 4:40 am

    Hello Mate… Long time… hope all is well…

    I tried not to laugh but I just had to…

    How did the H handle it? :)

    take care you two… keep smiling…

    cheers…

  2. Claire October 31st, 2008 at 6:42 am

    So was it a:
    GHOST FART
    The ones you lay in your sleep that don’t make a sound and don’t smell.

    or the more horrid:
    OLD FART
    Very ripe and pungent, comes without warning, and makes your hemorrhoids flap.

    ??????

    :)

  3. Lisa October 31st, 2008 at 7:17 am

    ROFL!!!

    Welcome back! I’ve missed you!

  4. Franklin October 31st, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Don’t tell Shelly that! I’ll be forever in trouble! LMAO

  5. meleah rebeccah November 2nd, 2008 at 11:49 am

    HA HA HA HA HA. Good to know!

    xxoo
    :)

  6. Random Chick November 3rd, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    HEY! You still are alive and well…and farting! ha ha ha

  7. fragileheart November 5th, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    Hahahahaha you’re so funny. Why were you farting on him in the first place?!

    I too am glad to see you’re still alive :P

  8. Pete November 7th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    Ewww.. yeah you gotta try not to do that one… You know thats loooooove!

  9. .45 November 8th, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    Personally, I like to imagine that women don’t fart. I know it’s a full-time job holding it in until it can be safely disseminated, but I really don’t ask for a lot of things as a man. Helping me maintain that illusion is one of the few. Of course, I would never ask someone to do something I wouldn’t be willing to do myself, so I too suffer gastro-intestinal issues.

  10. angelcjr November 18th, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    Am I the only one who thinks that farts are funny?

  11. Qelqoth November 28th, 2008 at 3:52 am

    Jill,

    Please can you remove cultofqelqoth.com from your blogroll? It’s not mine anymore - some scamming asshat bought it on auction before it expired. I’ve got a new page now - don’t mind whether you link to it or not. But I do want everyone linking to my old page to un-link to it. That bastard can get his own damned traffic. Thanks.

    ~Q~

  12. Jen December 11th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    That’s just what I kept trying to tell my ex husband.

  13. One Hypomaniac December 11th, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    He should be happy you’re thinking about him while he’s sleeping.

  14. Slot December 17th, 2008 at 10:01 am

    LOL it’s really funny and curious. Do you write all your post in such way? :-)


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