You guys can go ahead and congratulate me, I passed my school bus driving test. I feel as good as someone who just won a free Coke from 7-Eleven. Any day now I’ll be receiving my new [commercial] Class B license and school bus certificate in the mail. Yup, I have been officially certified as someone who can safely transport young lives to and fro. The responsibility is practically crushing.
These past two weeks have been a little rough on me though.
First of all, it’s hot as fuck. Normally, I don’t mind the heat. I can function pretty well in it. But for some reason our apartment is now doubling as a sauna, and no matter how high we turn up the A/C it just doesn’t cut it. So that sucks and it also screws up my rest. I don’t know about you guys, but I take my sleepy time very seriously. I think all lazy people do.
More complaints and inane ramblings...
So here’s the thing: I have no problem with men taking male enhancement drugs. If the package needs a little “extra”, then by all means help it along. I will not begrudge a guy attempting to “better” himself, in fact, I would go so far as to applaud him for realizing there is a problem and taking an appropriate avenue to rectify it. To be honest, I have less respect for the guy who recognizes his predicament and chooses to ignore it, than I do for the guy who tackles things “head on”.
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Did they think I wouldn’t notice?
I mean really, I do watch TV after all.
Time Warner has new commercials. And their new catch-phrase? “We think like you think.”
Ummm… no.
I think when a person pays for a service, the shit should work. Plain and simple. Time Warner, on the other hand, thinks the customer should be satisfied with whatever scraps of service are tossed their way.
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I just got interviewed! I know right? That’s pretty fucking awesome.
Except, no one actually interviewed me, and it wasn’t recorded, and I was pretty much just talking to myself. But that’s OK, it still counts… right?
When I was a kid, I did commercials. I did everything: shampoo, Nestle Quick, Cereal, etc. I was quite popular and everyone loved me. I was a star in the making!
Of course, I did the commercials in the privacy of my bedroom and my Mom was my biggest “fan”. That kinda counts… sort of.
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Guess where I was Saturday morning?
Give up?
The H and I were waiting in a 3 hour line so he could get a picture and autograph from WWE wrestler Mick Foley.
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