Jillian and the Merciless Attack of the Toys!
The thing is, I’ve had this problem since I was a kid. I don’t know how it happened and I thought I had outgrown it, but in recent years it appears this affliction has not left me after all. It’s sad, because no one really understands it and when I tell people about it they think I’m a little weird. I’m actually not weird, by the way. It’s important you understand that before continuing. You must also understand that what I am about to reveal is not untrue.
Now…
