Jillian Approved: Humor, News and Nonsense

You guys don’t get a chance to engage me in real life conversation, so I thought I would share some phrases I frequently use. It’s not that I’m lazy when it comes to communicating, it’s just that these phrases perfectly express anything I could ever want to say. I could venture out into new territory, but what if a new phrase leaves a bad taste in my mouth? What if I deliver it wrong? What if I place the inflection on the wrong syllable? This stuff shouldn’t be taken lightly. And that’s exactly why I stick to what I know:

• “Fuck THAT shit.” - I like this one because it takes a stand, sets a boundary. It draws a line. Once you hear me utter these words, you best believe whatever it is has been effectively killed.

Time Warner: Your cable bill is due.

Me: Man, fuck THAT shit.

More servings from my dirty mouth...

OK, so I watch a lot of reality TV. I’m sure at one point I’ve mentioned this.

Few things annoy me when it comes to this genre.

Everyone knows that calling it “reality TV” in the first place is a bit of a stretch. The Executive Producers, who I guess have some intrinsic understanding of what viewers want, make decisions accordingly. Sometimes people stay around longer than they should and baffle those of us at home. OK, I get it. I can deal. But I’ve been watching one show in particular that has me pissed:

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