Here Come the Men in Pink

When it comes to war, everyone must choose a side. No, you can’t sit on the fence and never commit to anything. People who do that are called PUSSIES. And the only thing a PUSSY is good for is getting fucked.

Right now, a battle of epic proportions is being waged. Sooner or later a side will emerge victorious with enough power to affect society as a whole. This post is your opportunity to learn the important details and choose where you stand. Lines need to be drawn, facts need telling, and the pretending has to stop. Choose wisely whatever side you rally with. The men and women who will fight alongside you are putting their lives in your hands, it’s only fair you give them your utmost support and unshakable commitment.

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Jillian and What Not To Wear

Why do guys think it’s OK to wear bottoms tight enough to strangle a flea?

Seriously, what’s up with the “banana smugglers”? I know in the past, it was HOT for a man to wear skin tight trousers. But not so much today. Males who wear “nut busters” are an aberration and frankly, I despise them. These “sack grabbers” aren’t flattering in any way, they’re not cute, and I don’t care how many chicks you’ve banged, they are very much unacceptable.

CEASE AND DESIST!

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