Does This Meal Come With Ecstasy?

I cannot tell you how much I want to kick Blogger in the nuts.

So I won’t.

Instead, I’ll move on to my post.

I went to the doctor a few days ago for a physical and a drug test. That sounds kinda nasty, huh? Like I was naughty and it finally caught up to me. The truth is, I’m starting a new job in the next couple of weeks and these kinds of things are requirements now. I can understand that though, no one wants to hire a crackhead. Except maybe me. I would pay them just enough for their next fix so they would HAVE to come back and work for the next one. Think about that, I could really be on to something.

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