Soon I Will Be Invincible – Pure Awesomeness in Book Form

So I’m going to do something a little different today and attempt to review a book. I loved it so much, was so entertained, was so caught up in the story, I HAVE to share it with you. It is my hope that by the end of this post, you’ll be curious enough to buy it, read it, and hopefully love it as much as I do. Even if you don’t read it, at least purchase it so the author can make a few bucks and feel encouraged to write other AWESOME literature.

I don’t normally review things, so the fact I’m doing so now should definitely tell you something.

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Natural Flotation Devices or “Big Ole Titties”

So I have big breasts. It’s not unusual for people to stare and beg to rub things on them, only to leave disappointed when I refuse. As a teen, the heat missiles strapped to my chest were good for drawing the attention of seedy men. I remember how pimps used to hit on me, ensuring I would never opt for a life on the street. Nothing made the walk home from school more uncomfortable than hearing shouts of, “Damn gurl, bring those juicy D’s over to Daddy!” This of course, was cause for offense. If I were ever going to sell myself, why have a middle man? Surely I’d be better off NOT having someone beat me and take half of my money? That’s just Bad Business 101. No way those fools were gonna play me.

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Here Come the Men in Pink

When it comes to war, everyone must choose a side. No, you can’t sit on the fence and never commit to anything. People who do that are called PUSSIES. And the only thing a PUSSY is good for is getting fucked.

Right now, a battle of epic proportions is being waged. Sooner or later a side will emerge victorious with enough power to affect society as a whole. This post is your opportunity to learn the important details and choose where you stand. Lines need to be drawn, facts need telling, and the pretending has to stop. Choose wisely whatever side you rally with. The men and women who will fight alongside you are putting their lives in your hands, it’s only fair you give them your utmost support and unshakable commitment.

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The Case of the Missing Prophylactic; Part 2

What’s this? You didn’t read the first part? Go HERE and get caught up!

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God, he drives slow. Amanda glanced at Dave from the passenger seat and made a face. Why hadn’t she noticed his annoying driving skills before? Just how blind had she been this past year? Fuck! I doubt he’s ever driven faster than 50mph.

“Do you ever drive faster than 50? People keep going around because you aren’t going fast enough.”

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Male Enhancement: The Long and Short Of It All

So here’s the thing: I have no problem with men taking male enhancement drugs. If the package needs a little “extra”, then by all means help it along. I will not begrudge a guy attempting to “better” himself, in fact, I would go so far as to applaud him for realizing there is a problem and taking an appropriate avenue to rectify it. To be honest, I have less respect for the guy who recognizes his predicament and chooses to ignore it, than I do for the guy who tackles things “head on”.

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