Jillian Approved: Humor, News and Nonsense

I found out not to long ago that on a scale of 1 to “I want to have sex with you”, I was rated about a 6. Which, if I may translate, means I’m only 4 beers and a shrug of “why not?” from being the best (or worse) night of your life.

Chris, thank you for your honesty.

I suppose this should bother me, but it doesn’t. Everything needs a rating: food, movies, cars, TV shows… why not sex appeal? If more people knew where they stood, it would prevent a ton of disappointment. A man who is clearly a 3 would not, under any circumstances, go after a woman rated higher than a 5.

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OK, so I watch a lot of reality TV. I’m sure at one point I’ve mentioned this.

Few things annoy me when it comes to this genre.

Everyone knows that calling it “reality TV” in the first place is a bit of a stretch. The Executive Producers, who I guess have some intrinsic understanding of what viewers want, make decisions accordingly. Sometimes people stay around longer than they should and baffle those of us at home. OK, I get it. I can deal. But I’ve been watching one show in particular that has me pissed:

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