Jillian Approved: Humor, News and Nonsense

Not too long ago, I StumbledUpon the awesomeness of “What I Should Have Said”. The premise behind this site is simple. Users are encouraged to share a situation in which they neglected to come up with a witty or scathing retort, then take an opportunity to express what they should have said in the first place. A lot of the anecdotes are downright hilarious and well worth the read. If you have some free time, I recommend checking this place out.

Being a fan of Seinfeld, anything to do with second-chance-responses (SCR) makes me think of the episode where George was insulted by a co-worker for eating too many shrimp. Long after the incident occurred, George thinks of the retaliatory Jerk Store line and spends the remaining part of the show trying to use it.

“Hey George the ocean called, they’re running out of shrimp!

“Oh yeah? Well the Jerk Store called, they’re running out of YOU!”

More clever one-liners...

Did you know there is a horrific crime committed against innocent people everyday? A crime that, unless dealt with in a timely fashion, will claim victim after victim?

What is the atrocity I speak of?

Bad breath. Also known as halitosis or oral malodor. Take your pick.

I urge you, my blogging brothers and sisters, to join me in the “Fresh Breath Coalition”! If we can come together and affect change, there is no end to the good we can do. It is up to each and every one of us to do our part.

Read the rest of this entry »