Jillian Approved: Humor, News and Nonsense

Fun with my Blogroll:

Mike enjoys visiting Spazoid’s Space because he can watch “My Scoliosis Saga” on the big-screen TVs. Unfortunately he can never quite hear it because of the way Jeannette Eats Spaghetti. Lucky for him, there was a Devilish Southern Belle sitting nearby calmly reading The Hylton Memoirs. Should I go for it?, he thought. Mike walked over and asked if he could buy her a drink. “Sure,” she replied. “I’ll take a Martini, Shaken Not Stirred.” Sparks flew as they discussed Mindless Diversions and Other Things and recounted their favorite shows on Melevision. This girl might be a keeper, he thought.

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Did they think I wouldn’t notice?

I mean really, I do watch TV after all.

Time Warner has new commercials. And their new catch-phrase? “We think like you think.”

Ummm… no.

I think when a person pays for a service, the shit should work. Plain and simple. Time Warner, on the other hand, thinks the customer should be satisfied with whatever scraps of service are tossed their way.

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