Jillian Approved: Humor, News and Nonsense

It’s true. I have an opinion on just about everything. But unlike the opinion of others, you should actually pay attention to mine. Don’t go asking “why” or “how come”… just trust me. What is it with people and having faith these days?

The “Jillian Approved!” series is a document of the awesome… and the not so awesome (the anti-awesome, if you will). It’s all about what I like. Differing views and the discussion of such is welcome, but your enjoyment of these literary masterpieces is optimized if you just go ahead and agree with me. It could be a simple “lol” or even a “that’s so true!”. Whatever it is, don’t be afraid to show your appreciation. Many have been fooled in the past by false prophets claiming to be enlightened, but here you’re in good hands. Remembering just ONE phrase can help you avoid being hoodwinked or bamboozled:

“If Jillian Approves, so should you.”

Seriously.

And now, the aforementioned greatness:

• Jillian and What Not to Wear - Some stuff just makes you look gay.

• Facing Facts: When It Doesn’t Fit - If you have to “squeeze into it”, it’s not the outfit for you.

• Holy Matrimony - Remember the Chicken Dance? I sure as Hell do.

• Gettin’ Da Panties Wet - My lust for Robert Downey Jr. knows no bounds.